splurge

i admit it. i've been remiss. i haven't been around as much as i'd like.

i know missed your piano rehearsal. i'm sorry. i'll be at the next one, i swear.

...so, to make up for lost time i thought i'd splurge links like a bugsy malone cream-pie gun. in. yo. face.

without further ado:

a great case for chimp olympics link

dating sea captains. who wouldn't want to? link

its not just humans and dolphins that do it for pleasure link

the only thing sweeter than this experiment are the guys doing it link

ken russell's take on the quest for the original self...via DMT link

...and finally, the best short i've seen in a while. from the director of the upcoming snow white. if you happen to have a phobia of toothy vaginas, look away now... link

thanks to Adam, Max, Alex, Daisy and... whoever else deserves some

space sleaze

R Kelly's been cracking me up for about as long as i can remember, but somehow i missed out on his 2007 release SEX PLANET. yes, that's right.

probably the most ridiculous name a track's ever been given. which is fitting, because it's probably the most ridiculous track that's ever been made. mainly because it's so fookin' earnest.

rocking an earnest vibe with x rated lyrics is the sole preserve of r'n'b, and that's probably why i love it so much. and never have lyrics been so x rated with such sincere delivery. i doff my cap to you Kels.

'girl i promise this trip will be painless, painless / gonna take a trip to planet uranus, anus'

cheesus christ