guess that cunt getting eaten...

azalea banks, if you don't know... well... now, i guess you do know. 

definitely one to take home to the parents.

i'd totally forgotten about this video, but i just can't see how that could have happened. the track pretty much speaks for itself. in about 15 different dialects, and with some of the whitest teeth since the late Mr Colgate. 

more to the point, she pretty much got the best fe-gasm face in the business.

you feel my power, baby?

i think you'll agree, that was tellin' her.

well, if you like that, you should like Tony G even more. he's the Rhodesian, poker playing love child of Kenny Powers and Alan Partridge. the man is undeniable.

probably my favourite moment is his petulant little outburst at 1.18

are you the captain? you're not my captain.

priceless