the powerglove

they say the Roman's brought flush loos and underfloor heating to England in the 1st century AD. then they bunked off, and quality of life 'til the late 19th century was having enough hay to cover your mud floor. it just goes to show, you gotta look back if you want to move forward.

videogame designers must have been slapping them themselves for forgetting about this guy... its only a fookin' POWERGLOVE!! its Minority Report meets tetris. boom.

wii can take a dick. give me NES technology any day.

in fact, gaming in the '90s was so cool, Nintendo were even making elderly apes dj. thas wassup.

you said it, Derek.

if any Nintendo execs out there are listening, bring back the powerglove and use it to wedgie yourselves until you start thinking straight.